Returns Policy

Dear Sir/Madam,
RE: Society broken on delivery

I am writing with regards to the recently promoted item of society that I purchased into. Having initially opted for the 'bargain basement' option, no frills, no gift wrap and no guaranteed day/time slot for delivery. Society arrived to me a bit broken around the edges.
I had signed for the delivery of society on this occasion, but in all honesty I was a bit distracted as I had just stepped out of a shower of bleak thoughts.
I would welcome the opportunity of exercising my rights where it comes to society and indeed have considered throughout my 'cooling off period', that I will sign up for a bigger package of society.
On the return label I have ticked the delivered society 'does not fit'. I am going to re-order the deluxe, top o' the range, added bells and whistle with a complimentary wrap of hope paper, inclusive of a trial sample of recovery. I understand this package caters for a step up from the initial 'gee recovery a thought' to 'ok recovery get yer heels on I am goan tae gee ya the dance o yer life!' package?
I have reviewed 'savvy-recovery-shopper' site and I note there is mixed reviews on society and indeed recovery packages.
No matter, as my auld auntie, who worked in a laundrette by the way- used to blether on aboot, 'be like ma soap powder laddie, be bold!'
Bold! A lot o the customers though overpriced-yes, small scoops-aye...
Anyway I digress, as a long term customer of society I would really welcome your attention to this matter and a quick delivery of deluxe society at earliest convenience, as I am keen to progress my free sample of recovery.

Yours Sincerely,
cuttingthelawnintherain

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